I was on Myspace just now and for whatever reason (probably my self-proclaimed/admitted narcissistic tendencies) there was an ad about getting treatment for Narcissistic disorders -.- So then I thought...what do they do? Would they do the opposite of what they say to people who have low self esteem?

Narcissist:I love myself. I'm amazing, in fact I don't even know why I'm here!

Psychologist: You've been saying that for an hour already...shut up! *gestures at the one way glass to the secret people on the other side*

--people come in and surround him--

P1:You're ugly

P2:Stop bitching

P3:You have a small penis

P4:No one likes you

P5:You're a jackass

P6:Go die.

P7:I want to hit you with a bus

Narcissist: *Turns into an emo kid*Nooo! Nobody loooves me! *slits wrists*

Psychologist: *sigh* Go make another appointment at the desk...

*End*

That could be a fan fic actually......wow. Thank you random ad.